December 2009
11 posts
o·ver·com·mit v. o·ver·com·mit·ted, o·ver·com·mit·ting, o·ver·com·mitsv.tr.1. To bind or obligate (oneself, for example) beyond the capacity for realization.2. To allocate or apportion (money, goods, or resources) in amounts incapable of replacement.
Dear Santa,
This year I am asking for…
1. A warmer climate
2. A couple extra thousand dollars
3. A job
4. A very large dose of cough/cold medicine to rid myself of this never ending cough (a new pair of lungs could work to)
5. A transfer application
6. A device that will allow me to eat all of these cookies sitting in front of me without any consequence
7. A very large dose of cough/cold...
8 things I will never understand...
1. Why you have to pay to park
2. Daylight savings time
3. Time zones (Why can’t it just be the same time everywhere?)
4. Lost (I do not believe I have seen a single episode where anything was explained. It just continues to become more and more confusing. And yet I keep watching)
5. The Easter bunny ( I always imagined him as a man in a bunny costume… this makes no sense)
6. How...
you’re not as hard to find as you think you are. stop hiding.
I hate bad liars. Even worse, a good one. Sorry I’m oblivious. Next time I’ll be sure to put a window in my box so maybe then I can at least see what’s going on.
36 Rules of Life
Courtesy of StumbleUpon
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the...
